Rabu, 29 Februari 2012

berdasarkan yang lahir tanggal 2

Al Baqarah (Sapi Betina)
Pekerja keras, taat akan hukum dan aturan, memiliki jiwa sosial dan kepedulian tinggi, menyukai hal-hal yang bersifat rutinitas, jika dia mampu ada cenderungan menjadi seorang dermawan, kurang inisiatif, sering dimanfaatkan orang lain serta gampang percaya kepada orang lain.

Selasa, 21 Februari 2012

Fearless by Taylor Swift

There's somethin' 'bout the way
The street looks when it's just rained
There's a glow off the pavement
Walk me to the car
And you know I wanna ask you to dance right there
In the middle of the parking lot
Yeah
Oh yeah

We're drivin' down the road
I wonder if you know
I'm tryin' so hard not to get caught up now
But you're just so cool
Run your hands through your hair
Absent mindedly makin' me want you

And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand and drag me head first
Fearless
And I don't know why but with you I'd dance in a storm in my best dress
Fearless

So baby drive slow
'til we run out of road in this one horse town
I wanna stay right here in this passenger's seat
You put your eyes on me
In this moment now capture it, remember it

Cause I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand and drag me head first
Fearless
And I don't know why but with you I'd dance in a storm in my best dress
Fearless

Well you stood there with me in the doorway
My hands shake
I'm not usually this way but
You pull me in and I'm a little more brave
It's the first kiss,
It's flawless,
Really something,
It's fearless.

Oh yeah
And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand and drag me head first
Fearless
And I don't know why but with you I'd dance in a storm in my best dress
Fearless

Yeah
I don't know how
Oh yeah yeah

Tukang Ojek dan Semut Merah

Ada seorang ojek motor nggak pake helm, tiba-tiba Pak Polisi menilangnya, sambil marah pak Polisi berkata :
Polisi : “He, kenapa kamu nggak pakai helm?”
dengan santai si tukang ojek menjawab
Ojek : “Sorry pak lupa, maaf saya terburu-buru…”
Mendengar jawaban dari tukang ojek polisipun jadi kesal lalu dimarahi si tukang ojek.
Ojek : “Jangan begitu pak mentang-mentang anda polisi lalu seenaknya
memarahi orang, semut merah aja kalau diinjak pasti akan menggigit!”
Polisi : “Jadi kamu maunya apa !”
ojek : “Nggak apa-apa pak, sayakan cuma si semut hitam…”

Komik Afika by @aslisuroboyo




Agama islam mengajarkan..

o   Pria tidak boleh berjabat tangan dengan wanita yang bukan muhrimnya/mahromnya. Nabi Muhammad SAW berkata: “Sesungguhnya saya tidak berjabat tangan dengan wanita.” [HR Malik 2/982, Nasa'i 7/149, Tirmidzi 1597, Ibnu Majah 2874, ahmad 6/357, dll]
o   Jabat tangan dgn wanita di zaman ini sudah menjadi sesuatu yang lumrah, pdhl Nabi sangat mengancam keras pelakunya. Nabi berkata: “Seandainya kepala seseorang di tusuk dengan jarum dari besi itu lebih baik dari pada menyentuh wanita yang tidak halal baginya.” (Hadits hasan riwayat Thobroni dalam Al-Mu’jam Kabir 20/174/386 dan Rauyani dalam Musnad: 1283 lihat Ash Shohihah 1/447/226)
o   Wanita dilarang memakai parfum saat bertemu para pria yg bukan keluarga dekatnya(muhrim/mahromnya). “Siapa pun wanita yang mengenakan wewangian, lalu melewati segolongan orang agar mereka mencium baunya, maka ia adalah wanita pezina” (H.R Abu Daud, Nasa’i dan Tirmidzi, dan hadits ini Hasan)

Minggu, 19 Februari 2012

The Fat Barrister

 There was once a very fat barrister. He wanted to go all alone to the picture one day. He sent his servant to a certain cinema for the advance booking of two seats in the gallery. He wanted oth the seats for himself, so that he might sit in comfort. But when the servant return ed from the picture house, he said “Here are the two tickets you asked me to buy for you. Nearly all the seats in the gallery had been booked when I reached there. So one seats has been reserved in the second row and other in the fifth”. The barrister was in fix to hear that and did not know what to do with the two seats in two different rows.

                                                                                      S4U by ITTC

Respect Your Parents


 There lived a very rich doctor in a certain town. He led a princely life, but he did not tread his aged father well. With treambling hands, he ate his food at the dining table. But he spilled it on the table cloth and often broke the plate of soup placed before him. This made the doctor very angry and he asked his wife to seat him separately in a corner of his room and to serve him his meal in an eathen plate. And when many such plates were broken by the old man, he began to get his meal in a wooden plate. One day he saw his grandson fitting together some pieces of wood. “What are you making, my boy?” said he. “A wooden plate to be used by my father and mother in their old age” replied the little clever boy. These words were overheard by the doctor sitting in the sun. He got a glimpse of his future at the hands of his son and began to treat his father with gread recpect.

                                                                                                                         S4U by ITTC

Kamis, 16 Februari 2012

Speak Now by Taylor Swift

I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl

I sneak in and see your friends

And her snotty little family all dressed in pastel
And she is yelling at a bridesmaid
Somewhere back inside a room
Wearing a gown shaped like a pastry

This is surely not what you thought it would be

I lose myself in a daydream
Where I stand and say

[Chorus:]

Don’t say "Yes", run away now
I’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door
Don’t wait or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said, "Speak now"

Fond gestures are exchanged

And the organ starts to play
A song that sounds like a death march
And I am hiding in the curtains
It seems I was uninvited by your lovely bride to be

She floats down the aisle like a pageant queen

But I know you wish it was me,
You wish it was me
Don’t you?

[Chorus]


Don’t say "Yes", run away now

I’ll meet you when you’re out of the church at the back door
Don’t wait or say a single vow
Your time is running out
And they said, "Speak now"

Ooh, la la

Ooh, ooh

I hear the preacher say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace"

There’s the silence, there’s my last chance
I stand up with shaky hands, all eyes on me
Horrified looks from everyone in the room
But I’m only looking at you

I am not the kind of girl

Who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl

[Chorus]


And you’ll say "Let’s run away now,

I’ll meet you when I’m out of my tux at the back door"
Baby, I didn’t say my vows
So glad you were around
When they said, "Speak now"

Kamis, 09 Februari 2012

Rasanya pengen cakar-cakar :'(


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Selasa, 07 Februari 2012

SKYSCRAPER by Demi Lovato

Skies are crying
I am watching
Catching teardrops in my hands
Only silence as it's ending, like we never had a chance
Do you have to, make me feel like there is nothing left of me?
[Chorus]
You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper!
Like a skyscraper!

As the smoke clears
I awaken, and untangle you from me
Would it make you, feel better to watch me while I bleed?
All my windows, still are broken
But I'm standing on my feet
[Chorus]
You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/d/demi-lovato-lyrics/skyscraper-lyrics.html ]
Like I'm made of glass

Like I'm made of paper
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper!
Like a skyscraper!
[Bridge]
Go run, run, run
I'm gonna stay right here
Watch you disappear, yeah
Go run, run, run
Yeah it's a long way down
But I am closer to the clouds up here

You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like i'm made of glass
Like i'm made of paper, Ohhh woaah
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground

Like a skyscraper!
Like a skyscraper!

Like a skyscraper!
Like a skyscraper